For English class last year, I had to make up 10 new words with suffixes, prefixes, and roots derived from a list of Latin and Greek roots. Honestly, I'm not sure exactly what they were trying to teach us in this assignment. But I gave it a shot, and I made up some pretty funny... Continue Reading →
Quick post today: Who says that wrapping presents isn't fun? My dog would disagree with you. Because I just discovered a useful tip for you to remember when you next run out of wrapping paper. Save the empty roll! Dogs love to play with them. My puppy is throughly addicted to it! My bundle of... Continue Reading →
There’s a bloodbath this Christmas. At the center of the flock of vultures, the Christmas movie Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is being torn to shreds for being “sexist,” “homophobic,” “racist,” “offensive,” and all-around politically incorrect. I’m twelve. I’m likely closer to the Santa mythos than anyone reading this article. And I think it’s about time someone my... Continue Reading →
And here it is, the 12th day of puppy! My puppy's first birthday! We marked it with a present, a new rope toy. We bought the same kind of rope toy for Christmas and it far exceeded what my furry girl ever could have possibly dreamed. And in case you're wondering which one it is... Continue Reading →
To mark my Eleventh day of puppy as I count down to my puppy's birthday, here is my haiku: Lap-size: A Haiku by Shannon Germaine Long for the old days She fit right on my lap... now Fifty pounds of love
Okay, so I did it again. I got buried in an avalanche of Biology homework and couldn't mark my tenth day of puppy with a post. So here is my belated haiku: Tween Pup: A Haiku by Shannon Germaine Three-month-old cutie The awkward in-between stage Socks and shoes beware!
This picture was taken when I first met my puppy. For the ninth day of puppy for my countdown to my puppy's first birthday, here is my haiku: My sweetie puppy Such a lovebug on my lap My heart overflows
To celebrate my eighth day of puppy AND today's concert with my band which went SO WELL, here's a couple video clips of my puppy who is a HUGE Ozzy Osbourne fan. Heavy Metal Pup: A Haiku by Shannon Germaine Furry Ozzy Fan Barks and spins for Crazy Train No band practice here